Now here's a line I hope to use one day.

I love Eliseo Subiela's films.

Particularly Man Facing Southeast,

The Dark Side of The Heart,

and Don't Die Without Telling Me Where You're Going.

And I love it,

when in The Dark Side movies,

the protagonist Oliverio approaches a woman in a bar

with this:

"I don't care if a women has breasts like magnolias

or like dried out prunes.

Or skin like a peach,

or like sandpaper.

I could care less if in the morning her breath is like an aphrodisiac,

or if it's like an insecticide.

I'd be more than willing to accept a nose

that would win first prize at a carrot show.

But there's one thing.

I'm very strict about this.

I will not permit, under any circumstances,

a woman who can't fly."